Osho recipe for basic understanding
Sadhana

This is a very busy time in Pune, Osho Meditation Resort. The place is overflowing with new visitors, returnees, re-returnees. A great buzz. It's a miniature universe, I tell you. Whenever you have time, come and feel the expansion of consciousness. Just being with so many diverse minds itself opens something inside.
But I sneaked out to post some short and crisp one liners by Osho. Like spicy
French Fries.

Osho says :
A woman is to be loved, not understood. This is the first understanding.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions that your wife asks you for nothing.

The key to happiness: You may speak of love and tenderness and passion, but real ecstasy is discovering you haven't lost your keys after all.

Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.

If you want to change a woman's mind, agree with her.

If you want to know what a woman really means, look at her -- don't listen to her.

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A lady walked up to the policeman and said, "Officer, that man on the corner is annoying me."
"I have been watching the whole time," said the cop, "and that man wasn't even looking at you."
"Well," said the woman, "isn't that annoying?"

The Great Pilgrimage: From Here to Here/courtesy Osho Interantional Foundation/www.osho.com